Pairing: Hr/G, Hr/R
Summary: Remember that book from Deathly Hallows? The book that helped Ron Weasley improve his skills with the ladies? Yeah. That book.
Authors Notes: This didn’t really start as a fic. It was an anti-Hr/R ship manifesto disguised as a fic but adding Hr/G usually spurs me to write more than necessary so it grew a little beyond the original intention. Kinda silly turned to kinda fluffy. It has no place in actual canon.
I decided to write this after lash_larue threatened to write Hr/R smuttiness in retaliation to my usual angst. I’m quickly learning that Lash does not threaten – she executes. So this is for you, Lash.