And now for something completely different (to introspective emo-moping, that is)

[lynsangelic1]

Because I'm now in a giggly mood after browsing the ridiculous encyclopedia dramatica for an hour or so, I'm copy pasting some Bushisms.  Yep, we've all heard them a million times before but it never fails to make me snicker.  I should print them out and pin them on the fucking wall for motivation but then I'm sure I'd just collapse into helpless fits of laughter and not get anything done.  Much like right now.

• "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
• "I know it's hard to put food on your family."
• "I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."
• "For every fatal shootin' in America, there are 3 nonfatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable."
• "Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better"
• "They misunderestimated me."
• "With this war in Iraq still goin' on. I often hear people say "Where are the Mandelas? Where is Nelson Mandela?" Well, I've got news for you; Nelson Mandela is dead - because Saddam killed him
• "Who could have possibly envisioned a person in Iraq who is not a terrorist douchebag at this point in history?"
• "One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
• "It isn't the pollution that is harming our environments. It is the impurities in our water and air that are doing it."
• "It is my job to do my job."
• "My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."
• "I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job."
• "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
• "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
• "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
• "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
• "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
• "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
• "I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."
• "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
• "I fish for the people of America" 

Comments

[acoustics1220.livejournal.com]

LOL. I love it.

[lash-larue.livejournal.com]

I am afraid that I must take vigorous exception to your calling the the President of my country an asshat. To do so is to insult asses and hats everywhere.

L

[lynsangelic1.livejournal.com]

I do apologise and offer your 'president' 10 golden coins as a peace offering. I wonder how long it'll take him to work out how to take the foil off and discover the chocolate inside...

[belladancerela.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA....your response slayed me...

I thought those bushisms were genius. ^^ Thank you for that.

[zephyr-tempest.livejournal.com]

Funny. very very funny. i was going to say you should read the book 'ambushed' but you probably already have.

thankyou so much for that, it was my mindlessgiggle for the day.

[lynsangelic1.livejournal.com]

I haven't so I'll keep a look out for it. Every time I try and pick my favourite stupid Bush quote I'm at a loss because there are just.too.many. Giggle, giggle.

From your icon am I right to assume you're a fellow Buffy fan?

[zephyr-tempest.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Buffy is aboslutely awesome--though i'm probably not as obsessed--i mean...dedicated--as you seem to be. ;)
Ambushed is a book full of bushisms, so it really is awesome. there's just so many! *gigglegigglegiggle*

[lynsangelic1.livejournal.com]

No, no. Obsessed is indeed the right word ;) At the height of it I could rhyme off every episode name forwards and backwards and enjoyed giving impromptu lectures to bored friends on the hidden social/political metaphors. haha. God I was/still am such a geek.

Do we belong to the same comm or did you just happen by on chance? ;p

[zephyr-tempest.livejournal.com]

ok, obsessed then. don't worry, i know someone else like that. Love your last userpic btw, very nice.

one of my friends recced me a fic...and i think somehow i stumbled onto your journal from there, don't ask me how, i don't remember.