Have the cheesy/hammy/terrible lines really increased tenfold?
Are they just regurgitating a lot of stuff from general superhero canon?
Has the "plot twist" eye-rolling factor soared beyond all comprehension?
(I can think of about seven of these in this season alone)
Do the new characters just seem shallow and pointless?
Do the old characters seem 300% more irritating than they once were?
(For this I'm looking at Hiro, Peter, Nathan, Mohinder. Maya has actually decreased in the irritation stakes while Parkman continues his incredible, improbable rise to 5000% more irritating, which increases on weeks that he doesn't even appear)
When did my favourite character become Sylar?
(I actually know the answer to this one. It was after the "Claire - That's disgusting" line)
Answers? Any Heroes fans left?
I think we all know my suggestion for making Heroes better. More.Kristen.Bell. It's a stopgap, but a very pretty stopgap.